Here we have a one time only offer. Folks, this guitar will not only help the human race grow four more working limbs. It will help us play better music. One guitar neck is a joke, with six, count 'em, six guitar necks, you can have the most amount of cord range yet! Now what band doesn't want that? But for a limited time offer only, you can be the one that grows the new arms to play this one of a kind instrument. Now enough about limbs, this guitar is spectacular. Just look at the amazing craftsmanship. Look how well the guitars blend together. The soft red gives it the rocker vibe. Buy it now! It is for the low price of 39 payments of only $999.99! Call now and you will get free shipping (maybe), 1-800-YOU-ARE-OUT-OF-YOUR-MIND. Just remember, more arms, more fun! Here are more if the whole family would love to join in on the fun! http://icedweb.com/1//index.php/2008/05/13/the_beast_is_here?blog=6
2 comments:
Sorry but you really did not do a good job of convincing me to buy this product. For one you kept saying it will help the human rare grow four more working limbs, Ok this guitar may have 6 heads but there is no way that a human could even play this by them selves, because no one is going to grow 4 more limbs. Unless they were born like that; which is very rare. Secondly you said at the bottom "Call now and you will get free shipping (maybe)" why would I want to invest in this product if I only "Maybe" will get free shipping and handling. I want to be guaranteed free shipping. Lastly 39 payments! That is way too many by the time you get done paying the payments your total will probably have doubled. No thanks!
I truely love your picture to start off with. Pink is the best color in the world. I love your opening sentence it caught my eye and made me want to read more. Your paragraph though did not really make me want to buy the guitar. Some people could care less about making better music. Maybe if you would have included something like it's worth a whole lot of money, then maybe it would. I liked your idea though.
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